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Every week we add here new jokes .
my mate got me a smoking pleasure `mini hookah`from morocco .......he promised me if i`ll be famous he`ll get me a
large hookah from liverpool like rooney `s
Desperate housewives
When susan moved to wisteria lane asked gabrielle `` hey wossap `` gaby replied ``i tell ya wossup ....the price of my
home insurance since ya lot moved in ``
Bill Whiters song
Ain`t no sunshine when ya gone ....................... that`s what most single britons say
World athletics
South african runner was suspected of being a man `coz her name `Semen-ya Caster ` = `castrated for semen`
sports
Athletes suffering from frostbytes are now entitled to sue kelloggs
Disaronno
Open the possibilities ......well i tryed few times but now i run out of chances.............with the ladies, also i feel dizzy
coronation street uk tv
a driver changed his job since splitting up from his girlfriend.... instead of picking passengers , he`ll pick up
`` street cars `` he`s heading for a breakdown
Dr Frasier has left the building ........ now he lives above the `cheers bar` next to `the house of frasier uk `
a man goes to the gym and asks ` what`s the quicket machine i can use to impress the ladies??? `
... the assistant replied ` try the cash machine around the corner!!! `
more jokes in few days.....
musical comedy
i believe i can fly .....how ......on the wings of love ...but when love takes over .....i`ll go commando....!!!!!!!
Jessie j said `it`s not about money money , i`ven t got a price tag .....gimme 100k quids and i`ll be a slag`
a criminal s latest video collection discovered by fbi :
livin on a prayer everything `s gonna be alright that`s the power of love (or hate) we`ll survive --- maybe baby ----
before they`ll take our breath away
sometimes i may forget i do things i may regret-- tonight is very clear why we hide here ---for the glory of love
tell me why tell me why ---you tell me --papa don`t preach
i`m ready to jump what you `re waiting what you re waiting for
tell me why tell me & gwen kill me softly with this thong some people think i`m bonkers others
think i`m free i`m son of a preacherman i feel that my sex is on fire stayin alive
through the barricades
we have more musical scripts to add soon
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THIS WEEK COMPETITION.........................................
world sport ; 2 sportsmen who competed each other and have theyr initials reversed (eg A.F. & F.A )
the3 winners will be chosen at random from correct entries to get free script.
